The following compilation of "Hey Baba Reba!" lyrics are dedicated to "Stitchy" from The Dirty NR. If you're looking for Lionel Hampton's 1946 hit "Hey! Ba-Ba-Re-Bop" do not proceed any further.
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Hey Baba Reba!
I wish that all the ladies
were bricks in a pile
and I was a mason
I'd lay 'em with my style
were bricks in a pile
and I was a mason
I'd lay 'em with my style
I wish that all the ladies
were holes in the road
and if I was a dump truck
I’d fill 'em with my load
were holes in the road
and if I was a dump truck
I’d fill 'em with my load
I wish that all the ladies
were buns on the shelf
and if I was a baker
I'd cream them all myself
were buns on the shelf
and if I was a baker
I'd cream them all myself
I wish that all the ladies
were waves in the ocean
and if I was a surfer
I'd ride them with my motion
were waves in the ocean
and if I was a surfer
I'd ride them with my motion
I wish all the ladies
were statues of Venus
and I was a sculptor
I'd carve them with my penis
were statues of Venus
and I was a sculptor
I'd carve them with my penis
I wish that all the ladies
were bricks in the wall
and if I was a bricklayer
i would lay them all
were bricks in the wall
and if I was a bricklayer
i would lay them all
I wish that all the ladies
were books on a shelf
and I was a scholar
I'd finger 'em all myself
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were books on a shelf
and I was a scholar
I'd finger 'em all myself